First Penis I Saw Uke tab by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

14 Chords used in the song: Eb, Ab, Gm, Fm, Bb, Ebaug, Db, Abm, Cm, F, Faug, C, F/Eb, Bbm

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Year:  2018
Difficulty: 
5.23
(Intermediate)
Key: unknownChords
Eb Eb  Ab Ab  Eb Eb  Ab Ab 

Eb Eb Gm Gm Ab Ab
I've thought about him for so long
Fm Fm Bb Bb Eb Eb
Those memories are crystal clear
Gm Gm Ab Ab
I was so young, he was so big and strong
Fm Fm Bb Bb Gm Gm
I can't believe that he's right here

Ab Ab Gm Gm Ab Ab
I was such an innocent girl, when we first met
Fm Fm Eb Eb
He opened up my eyes, showed me a whole new world
Ab Ab Bb Bb
So how could I ever forget
Eb Eb
The first penis I saw

Ebaug Ebaug Ab Ab
First penis, very first penis
Fm Fm Bb Bb Eb Eb
First penis, very first penis I saw
Ebaug Ebaug Ab Ab
First penis, very first penis, penis
Fm Fm Bb Bb Eb Eb
First penis, very first penis I saw

Db Db
And of all the penises I've seen
Ab Ab Abm Abm
His had the biggest impact and by that what I mean is
Eb Eb Bb Bb
It really made me drop my jaw
Fm Fm Bb Bb Eb Eb Ab Ab Eb Eb Ab Ab
'Cause it was the very first penis I saw

Eb Eb Gm Gm Ab Ab
A A few times before, I'd felt it through his pants
Fm Fm Bb Bb Eb Eb
And just gently kinda rubbed it
Gm Gm Ab Ab
But that night I decided to take a chance
Fm Fm Bb Bb Cm Cm
I took it out, and he really seemed to love it

Ebaug Ebaug
I didn't know what to do next
Gm Gm Ab Ab
I didn't have that part planned
Fm Fm Eb Eb
He said, "Let me show you some basic moves."
Ab Ab Bb Bb
And then he took my hand
Eb Eb
And taught me all about the

Ebaug Ebaug Ab Ab
First penis, very first penis
Fm Fm Bb Bb Eb Eb
First penis, very first penis I saw
Ebaug Ebaug Ab Ab
First penis, very first penis, penis
Fm Fm Bb Bb Eb Eb
First penis, very first penis I saw

Db Db Ab Ab
Not the dirtiest, also not the cleanest
Abm Abm
In terms of penis, I was really the greenest
Eb Eb Bb Bb
I was in total awe
Fm Fm Bb Bb Eb Eb
Of the very first penis I saw

F F Faug Faug Bb Bb Gm Gm C C
F F Faug Faug Bb Bb Gm Gm C C

F F F/Eb F/Eb
I was so eager, I couldn't hide my keenness
Bb Bb Bbm Bbm
Everything about it seemed quite ingenious
F F C C
I couldn't find a single flaw
Gm Gm F F Gm Gm F F
In the first penis, very first penis
Gm Gm C C F F
Very first penis I saw

Uke tab by , 25 Mar 2023

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