California Christmastime Uke tab by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

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Well, you can take your snow and shove it
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This is our Christmas, and we love it
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It's a hundred degrees, this elf is Vietnamese
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That's the way that California does it

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Even our Santa has a suntan
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He's also an unemployed stuntman
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Is he even awake?
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"Yeah, I'm just really baked."
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If he can be Santa Claus, anyone can

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It's just a Golden State of mind
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Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight
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"Put on some pants Chet!"

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And what would Christmas be without
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Historically low mountain snow causing staggering drought
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But hey, this eggnog fro-yo's super tight
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Super tight!
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'Cause this is California
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And we do Christmas right
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Don we now our surf apparel
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And we have our own kind of Christmas Carol
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It's this chick named Carol
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She does henna tattoos
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Carol's fifty, but no judgement
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She's still finding herself
"We're all finding ourselves!"

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Okay, there is no easy answer
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For our high rates of skin cancer
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It took my dad's life
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"And it killed my wife." 
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Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer!

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We gather 'round and sing songs by Sublime
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And all our local reggae bands are white

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The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn
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'Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn
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They may have gonorrhoea but at least it's not frostbite!
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It's not frostbite
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'Cause this is California
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And we do Christmas right

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