Anything Goes Uke tab by Cole Porter

[Verse 1]
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Times have changed 
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And we've often rewound the clock 
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Since the Puritans got a shock 
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When they landed on Plymouth Rock. 
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If today 
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Any shock they should try to stem 
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'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock, 
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Plymouth Rock would land on them. 

[Verse 2]
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In olden days, a glimpse of stocking 
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Was looked on as something shocking. 
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But now, God knows,
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Anything goes.
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Good authors too who once knew better words 
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Now only use four-letter words 
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Writing prose. 
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Anything goes. 

[Verse 3]
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If driving fast cars you like,
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If low bars you like,
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If old hymns you like, 
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If bare limbs you like, 
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If Mae West you like, 
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Or me undressed you like, 
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Why, nobody will oppose. 
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When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in- 
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Truding in nudist parties in 
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Studios. 
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Anything goes. 

[Verse 4]
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When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her) 
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Can get Russian reds to "yes" her, 
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Then I suppose 
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Anything goes. 
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When Rockefeller still can hoard en- 
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Ough money to let Max Gordon 
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Produce his shows, 
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Anything goes. 

[Verse 5]
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The world has gone mad today 
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And good's bad today, 
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And black's white today, 
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And day's night today, 
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And that gent today 
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You gave a cent today 
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Once had several chateaux. 
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When folks who still can ride in jitneys 
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Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys 
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Lack baby clo'es, 
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Anything goes. 

[Verse 6]
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If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction 
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Instruct Anna Sten in diction, 
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Then Anna shows 
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Anything goes. 
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When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up 
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Now turns a handspring landing up- 
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On her toes, 
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Anything goes. 

[Verse 7]
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Just think of those shocks you've got 
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And those knocks you've got 
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And those blues you've got 
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From that news you've got 
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And those pains you've got 
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(If any brains you've got) 
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From those little radios. 
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So Missus R., with all her trimmin's, 
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Can broadcast a bed from Simmons 
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'Cause Franklin knows 
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Anything goes