F**k All The Perfect People Uke tab by Chip Taylor

Strumming pattern: d-d-u-udu

Tom: C

Intro: F  C  E  Am  F  C  G  C

C               E  Am  F  
To be or not to be
C                   E  Am  F  
To free or not to free
C                    E   Am  F 
To crawl or not to crawl
C               G       C
Fuck all those perfect people!

C                     E  Am  F 
To sleep or not to sleep
C                     E  Am  F
To creep or not to creep
C                 E       Am            F
And some can't remember, what others recall
C               G       C
Fuck all those perfect people!

        E      Am       F 
Sleepy eyes, waltzing through
C          G              C
No I'm not talking about you!

[Solo] C  E  Am  F  C  G  C

C                    E   Am  F   
To stand or not to stand
C                  E   Am  F  
To plan or not to plan
C                     E  Am  F  
To store or not to store
C               G       C
Fuck all those perfect people!

C                    E   Am  F
To drink or not to drink
C                    E    Am  F
To think or not to think
C                 E             Am            F
Some choose to dismember, you're rising your thoughts
C               G       C
And fuck all those perfect people!

        E      Am       F 
Sleepy eyes, waltzing through
C          G              C
No I'm not talking about you!

[Solo] C  E  Am  F  C  G  C

C                   E  Am  F
To sing or not to sing
C                    E  Am  F
To swing or not to swing
       C                 E            Am           F
(Hell) He fills up the silence like a choke on the wall
C               G       C
Fuck all those perfect people!

C                   E  Am  F
To pray or not to pray
C                   E  Am  F
To sway or not to sway
C                 E         Am            F
Jesus died for something - or nothing at all.
C               G       C
Fuck all those perfect people!

        E      Am       F 
Sleepy eyes, waltzing through
C          G              C
No I'm not talking about you!