Fat And Happy Uke tab by Carsie Blanton

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when I’m fat and happy 
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and high on the hog 
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will you still be moanin like a three legged dog 
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will you still be lyin like a bump on a log 

when I’m fat and happy 
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and high on the hog 

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na-na na-na-na-na na-na-na na

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when I’m fat and happy 
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and rich as a roux 
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will you know of anything better to do 
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or will you still be cryin cus you haven’t a clue 

why I’m fat and happy 
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and rich as a roux 

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I heard lately you been talkin trash 
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I guess you needed somebody to bash 
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I say you better try to make amends 
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cus your words may be bitter when you eat ‘em again 

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when I’m fat and happy 
                              E7
and hittin it big 
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will you still be whinin like a suckling pig 
                                                            E7
or will you be beggin to get on the gig 

when I’m fat and happy 
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and hittin it big 

D                              A
I heard lately you been talkin trash 
E7                              Bm                   A
I guess you needed somebody to bash 
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I say you better go and drink your gin 
E7                                                 Bm                   A
cus your words may be bitter when you eat ‘em again 

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when I’m fat n happy 
                              E7
and famous as f*ck 
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will you still be honkin like a canada duck 
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or will you be crying cus you’re sh!t outta luck 

while I’m fat and happy 
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and famous as fuck