Short Skirt/long Jacket Uke tab by Cake

# Intro:
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D             A            G               A
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
D             A         G                  A
I want a girl who knows what's best
D             A         G              A
I want a girl with shoes that cut
D                 A            G          A
And eyes that burn like cigarettes


D             A     G                  A
I want a girl with the right allocations
        D        A
Who's fast and thorough
G                A
And sharp as a tack
D                          A
She's playing with her jewelry
G                      A
She's putting up her hair
D                     A
She's touring the facility
G
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

# [Intro Riff]

D             A     G                  A
I want a girl who gets up early
D             A     G                  A
I want a girl who stays up late
D             A     G                  A
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
D             A     G                  A
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape

D             A     G                  A
With fingernails that shine like justice
D             A     G                  A
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
D               A
She is fast and thorough
G              A
And sharp as a tack
D                   A
She's touring the facility
G                      A
And picking up slack
G
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

D               A     G             A
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[Intro Riff]
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At Citibank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

D                 A               G              A
She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
D                  A                G            A
She wants a car that will get her there
D                             A               G         A
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
D                          A            G                       A
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

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I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket

D               A     G             A
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