CHORUS:
G                  D         C
Today I don't feel like doing anything
G            D        C
I just wanna lay in my bed
G                       D
Don't feel like picking up my phone
C
So leave a message at the tone
G                       Bm       C      
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

VERSE 1:

    G                             D
Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
C
Turn the TV on, Throw my hand in my pants
G              Bm       C                  
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah

G                               D
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
C
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
G                  D              C
Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man

PRE-CHORUS:

       Am
Oh Oh, yes I said it
Bm
I said it
C                 D              
I said it cause I can

CHORUS:
G                  D         C
Today I don't feel like doing anything
G            D        C
I just wanna lay in my bed
G                       D
Don't feel like picking up my phone
C
So leave a message at the tone
G                       Bm       C      
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
G       D
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
C
Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at all
G       D
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
C
Hoo ooh ooh

VERSE 2:

G                           D
Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X
C
With a really nice girl have some really nice sex
G                      D              C   
And she's gonna scream out, "this is great" (Oh my god this is great)
G                              D
I might mess around and get my college degree
C
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
G                  Bm          C
I'm sorry pops you just have to wait

PRE-CHORUS:

       Am
Oh Oh, yes I said it
Bm
I said it
C                 D              
I said it cause I can

CHORUS:
G                  D         C
Today I don't feel like doing anything
G            D        C
I just wanna lay in my bed
G                       D
Don't feel like picking up my phone
C
So leave a message at the tone
G                       Bm       C      
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

BRIDGE:

     Am                 D
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
        G              D
Cause I ain't going anywhere
C           Bm         G
No no no no no no no no nooo
          Am                  D
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
    G                   D
And let everything hang loose
C                   Bm                 G      Em
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhh

CHORUS:
    G                  D         C
Ohh,Today I don't feel like doing anything
G            D        C
I just wanna lay in my bed
G                       D
Don't feel like picking up my phone
C
So leave a message at the tone
G                       Bm       C      
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
G       D
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
C
Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at all
G       D
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
C
Hoo ooh ooh
           G
Nothing at all