Disclaimer (plasmap) Uke tab by Brian David Gilbert (Baritone Chords)

Gm Bbm


F   Gm   Am     C      F     Bb
You and I don't have to make sense,

      F          Gm     Am  C  F   Gm
for I sense that common sense has nothing to do with it. 

                 Bb     Am   F
We don't have to fit as gracefully,

     Bb    Am        F
as a birds nest in a tree, 

       Gm             Bbm                    F Bb C Am Bb
'cause once we get so far, why should we quit?



F Gm      Am   C   F    Bb
I tend to be a bit eccentric, 

       F     Gm   Am    C  F      Gm
and my tendencies seem, to me, to annoy more than to thrill. 

         Bb    Am    F
But I've never met a girl, 

    Bb        Am            F
that makes me feel I'm on a tilt a whirl, 

    Gm         Bbm                    F Bb C Am Bb
and I've never felt so pleasantly ill. 



Chorus: 

          Bb     F   C Am F
I haven't been a thousand places. 

          Bb      C        F
I haven't known a thousand things. 

          Bb        C      F
And I can tell from past experience 

       Am
that I can't tell what the future brings. 

      Bb       C           F
And I know not where we're going, 

           Bb        C     F
there's no land that I can see. 

            Bb      C       F             Am
But I'm not worried cause I know wherever we're together, 

          Bb       C        F Gm Am C Bb
that's my favorite place to be. 



F      Gm        Am   C     F        Bb
You won't always understand what I'm saying. 

            F        Gm               Am
And you can test the contents, or the context, 

     C  F        Gm
that contains my question posing prose. 

      Bb   Am F
But I have no doubt, 

          Bb       Am      F
you'll be there to pull me out, 

        Gm             Bbm                   
when my words are more obtuse 

                   F Bb C Am Bb
than my odd-shaped nose. 



F      Gm  Am     C       F  Bb
So now you have a glimpse of me. 

         F       Gm    Am  C  F Gm
Think of this as a disclaimer before I claim you mine,

           Bb      Am       F
for you'll find my flaws outweigh

   Bb      Am  F
my talents any day. 

       Gm                  Bbm               F Bb C Am Bb
But if you're alright with that, we should be fine. 



Chorus: 

          Bb     F   C Am F
I haven't been a thousand places. 

          Bb      C        F
I haven't known a thousand things. 

          Bb        C      F
And I can tell from past experience 

       Am
that I can't tell what the future brings. 

Bb          C    F
Sometimes I go insane, 

       Bb        C          F
for my heart and mind don't match. 

       Bb   C      F
But perhaps my psychosis is what will keep  our relationship fresh.

      Bb       C           F
And I know not where we're going, 

           Bb        C     F
there's no land that I can see. 

            Bb      C       F             Am
But I'm not worried cause I know wherever we're together, 

          Bb       C        Am
that's my favorite place to be. 

            Bb      C       F             Bbm
No, I'm not worried cause I know wherever we're together,

          F        C        F/C
that's my favorite place to be.