Girl All The Bad Guys Want Uke tab by Bowling For Soup

Intro:
                                                                       
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Verse 1___________________________________________________ 
D G A 
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin' 
D G A 
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me. 
D G A 
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring, 
D G A Bm 
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means. 

Pre-chorus_________________________________________ 
A 
And when she walks, 
D G 
All the wind blows and the angels sing. Em G But she doesn't notice me! 

Chorus_________________________________________ 
D 
Cause she is watchin' wrestling 
Em 
Creamin' over tough guys 
F#m 
Listenin' to rap metal 
G 
Turntables in her eyes 
Em 
It's like a bad movie 
F#m 
She is lookin' through me 
G 
If you were me, then you'd be 
F#m 
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" 
G 
As I fail miserably, 
A 
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. __________________________________________ 
Repeat Intro 

Verse 2____________________________________________ 
D G A 
She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange 
D G A 
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad 
D G A 
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty 
D G A 
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have 

Pre-chorus_________________________________________________ 
Bm A 
And when she walks, 
D G 
All the wind blows and the angels sing. 
Em G 
But she doesn't notice me! 

Chorus 2__________________________________________________ 
D 
Cause she is watchin' wrestling 
Em 
Creamin' over tough guys 
F#m 
Listenin' to rap metal G Turntables in her eyes 
D 
She likes 'em with a moustache
Em 
Racetrack season pass 
F#m 
Drivin' in A Trans-Am 
G 
Does a mullet make a man? 
Em 
It's like a bad movie 
F#m 
She is lookin' through me 
G 
If you were me, then you'd be 
F#m 
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" 
G 
As I fail miserably, 
A
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. _____________________________________________ 
Repeat Intro 

Bridge______________________________________________ 
Bm A 
There she goes again 
G Bm 
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair 
A G 
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated 
A 
All I wanted was to see her naked! 
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Plucking, soft part: D Em F#m G Repeat 
Now I am watchin' wrestling Tryin' to be a tough guy Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in my eyes I can't grow a moustache And I ain't got no season pass All I got's a moped...moped....moped..... 

Chorus 3/Outro________________________________________________ 
Em 
It's like a bad movie 
F#m 
She is lookin' through me 
G 
If you were me, then you'd be 
F#m 
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" 
G 
As I fail miserably, 
A 
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. 

Repeat Intro riff until end 
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! (There she goes again) 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! (There she goes again) 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want! 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!