Almost Uke tab by Bowling For Soup (Baritone Chords)

B                   F#
I almost got drunk at school at 14
G#m      E   
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
    B                   F#
Who almost went on to be miss texas
G#m      E 
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
   B                   F#
I almost dropped out to move to LA
             G#m                E   
Where I was almost famous for almost a day
           
CHORUS

      B    F#      G#m
And I almost had you
     E
But I guess that doesn't cut it
 B    F#     G#m
Almost loved you
           E                         B
I almost wished u would've loved me too

[B--F#--G#m--E--]
    
      B F#
I almost held up a grocery store
          G#m     E
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
        BF#
Buz I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
         G#mE
Buz he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
        B  F#m
That I almost got hooked on cuz you ran away
        G#m                         E
And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay

CHORUS

     B  F#
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
    G#m                 E
to spent my time missing you
   E                                  
I almost wish you would've loved me too

[B--F#--G#m--E--]

F#            G#m                 E                 B
Here I go thinking about all the things I could've done
F#            G#m                 E                 B
I'm gonna need a forklift cuz all the baggage weighs a ton
F#            G#m                 E                 B
I know we've had our problems I can't remember one

     B               F#
I almost forgot to say something else
           G#m                    E
And if I cant fit it in I'll keep it all to myself
     B                  F#
I almost wrote a song about you today
        G#m                   E
But I tore it all open and I threw it away


     B    F#     G#m
And I almost had you
       E
But I guess that doesn't cut it
B    F#     G#m
Almost had you
        E
And I didn't even know it

     B                     F#
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined 
    G#m               E
to spent my time missing you
       B   F#     G#m
And I almost had you
           E                         B
I almost wish you would've loved me too