Turn It Off Uke tab by Book Of Mormon Soundtrack

Bb
I got a feeling,
     Am
That you could be feeling,
   Gm                        C
A whole lot better then you feel today
    Bb
You say you got a problem,
      Am
well that's no problem
      Dm         Gm     C         F
It's super easy not to feel that way!

          Bb
When you start to get confused 
            Am
because of thoughts in your head,
       Gm
Don't feel those feelings!
          C
Hold them in instead


        F            Gm    C
Turn it off, like a light switch
          F
just go click!
        Gm          C
It's a cool little Mormon 
F
trick!
         Gm       C
We do it all the time
              Bb                             C
When you're feeling certain feels that just don't feel right
Bb                                 C
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light
             F
and turn em off,
        Gm     C            F
Like a light switch just go bap!
        Gm       C           F
Really whats so hard about that? 
         Gm C
Turn it off! (Turn it off!)

           Bb
When I was young my dad,
              Am
Would treat my mom real bad,
Gm                   C
every time the Utah Jazz would loose.
Bb
He'd start a' drinking,
     Am
and I'd start a thinking,
Dm              Gm               C       F
How am I gonna keep my mom from getting abused?
     Bb                        Am
I'd see her all scared and my soul was dying,
    Gm                                  C
My dad would say to me, Now don't you dare start crying.

         F            Gm      C            F
Turn it off, Like a light switch just go click!
          Gm          C       F
It's our nifty little Mormon trick!)
         Gm C   F        Gm C
Turn it off! (Turn. It. Off!)


   Bb                         Am
My Sister was a dancer, but she got cancer,
   Gm                         C
My doctor said she still had two months more
   Bb                        Am
I thought she had time, so I got in line
        Dm    Gm             C   F
for the new Iphone at the apple store.
    Bb                       Am
She lay there dying with my father and mother
     Gm                    C
Her very last words were "where is my brother?"

         F                       Gm   C         F
Turn it off! Yeah!  (Bid those sad feelings  adieu!)
         Gm          C       F
The fear I might get cancer too,


           Bb                       Am
When I was in fifth grade, I had a friend Steve Blade,
Gm                       C
He and I were close as two friends could be
     Bb                        Am
One thing led to another, and soon I would discover,
Dm             Gm             C          F
I was having really strange feelings for Steve
   Bb                      Am
I thought about us, on a deserted Island
           Gm                   C
We'd swim naked in the sea, and then he'd try and...

                F           Gm    C
WOAH!  Turn if off, like a light switch,
           F
There, it's gone! (Good for you!)
    Gm     C        F
My hetero side just won!
         Gm     C
I\'m all better now,
Bb                                      C
Boys should be with girls thats heavenly fathers plan
   Bb                            C 
So if you ever feel you'd rather be with a man,
         F
Turn it off.


ELDER PRICE:  
                         Gm                        C       F
Well Elder McKinley, I think its ok that your having gay thoughts, 
                       Gm   C              
just so long as you never act on them.

ELDER MCKINLEY:
 F           Gm              C            F
No, because then you're just keeping it down,
        Gm     C        F
Like a dimmer switch on low, (On low!)
         Gm       C        F
Thinking nobody needs to know! (Uh oh!)

ELDER PRICE:
     Gm     C
But that's not true!

ELDER MCKINLEY:  
Bb                      C
Being gay is bad, but lying is worse,
   Bb                       C
So just realize you have a curable curse,
      
And turn it off!  (Turn it off, turn it off!)

(Dance)
 
Turn it off!
(F)    Gm        C
  Now how do you feel!

ELDER PRICE:  
     F
The same

ELDER MCKINLEY:  
          Gm           C        F
Then you only got yourself to blame,
      Gm           C      F
You didn't pretend hard enough
Bb                                  C
Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes,
   Bb                            C
and find the box thats gay and CRUSH IT!
Ok?

ELDER PRICE:

No, no, -I'm- not having gay thoughts

ELDER CUNNINGHAM: 
Alright!  It worked!

(Yay!)

(Turn it off!)

(Turn it off, Turn it off!)
 F                                Gm   C             F
(Turn it off, turn it off like a light switch just go click click!
        Gm         C        F
What a cool little Mormon Trick! Trick trick!
          Gm     C
We do it all the time!)

ELDER MCKINLEY:  
              Bb                               C
When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right!
  Bb                                C
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light!
         F#            G#m   C#             F#
Turn it off!  (Like a light switch, shut it off!)
   G#m    C#
(Now he isn\'t gay anymore!)

                           F#
ELDER MCKINLEY:  Turn it off!