Summer Ohio Uke tab by Anna Kendrick

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I could have a mansion on a hill 
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I could lease a villa in Seville 
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But it wouldn't be as nice 
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As a summer in Ohio 
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With a gay--- midget named Karl 
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Playing Tevye and Porgy 
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I could wander Paris after dark 
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Take a carriage ride through Central Park Ebmaj7 
But it wouldn't be as nice 
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As a summer in Ohio 
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Where I'm sharing a room 
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With a "former" stripper and her snake: 
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Wayne 


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I could have a satchel full of dollar bills 
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Cures for all the nation's ills 
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Pills to make a lion purr; 
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I could be in line to be the British 
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Queen 
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Look like I was seventeen 
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Still I'm certain I'd prefer 

To be going slowly batty 
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Forty miles east of Cincinnati 
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I could shove an ice pick in my eye 
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I could eat some fish from last July Ebmaj7 
But it wouldn't be as awful 
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As a summer in Ohio 
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Without cable, hot water Vietnamese food 
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Or you 


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I saw your book at a Borders in Kentucky 
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Under a sign that said "New and 
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Recommended" 
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I stole a look at your picture on the 
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inside sleeve 
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And then I couldn't leave 


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Richard, who was with me, got uncharacteristically quiet 
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Then he said, "All things considered, I guess you don't have to buy it." 
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So I smiled like Mona Lisa and I lay my 
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Visa down! 
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He wants me, he wants me 
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But he ain't gonna get me! 
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I've found my guiding light, 
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I tell the stars each night: 
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"Look at me! Look at him! 
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Son-of-a-bitch! 
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I guess I'm doing something right! 
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I finally got something right!" 

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No, it's not Nirvana, but it's on the way 
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I play "Anita" at the matinee 
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Then I'll get on my knees and pray I can state in my next bio: 
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I'm never gonna go back to Ohio! 
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I could chew on tin foil for a spell! 
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I could get a root canal in Hell 
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But it wouldn't be as swell 
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As this summer is gonna be! 
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Cause the torture is just exquisite 
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While I'm waiting for you to visit 
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So hurry up, schmuck, get unstuck and get
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on the scene! 
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Love 
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The Midget, the Stripper, Wayne the Snake 
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And Mrs. Jamie Wellerstein! 
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That's me!