I Love You Uke tab by Andrew Jackson Jihad (Baritone Chords)

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I like telling dirty jokes,
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And I like smoking crystal meth,
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But darling I love you.

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And I like laughing at retards,
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And I like throwing rocks at dogs,
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But darling I love you.

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I love you like the moon and stars,
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When little kids get hit by cars,
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Girl you know it's true.
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Darling, I love you.

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I've been tryin' to move on, 
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since you left, Since you've been gone,
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but it's so hard on me.

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Talked to a girl in first hour,
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bought her a cd, Bought her a flower,
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but she's a stupid cunt.

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But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone.
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I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun.
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I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too.
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But darling, I love you.
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But darling, I love you.
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But darling, I love you.

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