Anecdote Uke tab by Ambulance Ltd

C            Am             Em
You pin the medals to your chest
C                    Am             Em
and settle down for seven minutes rest
C                    Am             Em
You dim the lights, administer the cure
C                         Am                 Em
You tried it several times, you're still not sure



Em           F             C
You take the first one for free
        Am        Em
And pass it on to me
Am     C
I don't refuse
Am       C        Am
Baby, if you only knew
Em   
But I don't think you do



C                 Am             Em
You take the lines from ordinary books
C                    Am             Em
You're disappointed in the way she looks
C                 Am             Em
You cut the circulation to your hand
C                 Am             Em
And calculate the motion of the land




Em       F             C
Then you fall back asleep
       Am          Em 
And wander down the street
Am         C
that loses you
Am            C                 Am
Don't say you feel the same way too
Em
Honey, I don't think you do



C                    Am               Em
You cut the worms and bait them on the hooks
C                  Am                Em
You cast a line towards the closest brooks
C                 Am                    Em
You meet the girl who says she knows the plan
C                 Am              Em
You act impressed and say you understand



           F           C
Cause you like to believe
          Am             Em
That all that love is free
Am             C
Oh, someone like you
Am
Will never be lonely, or get go through
Em
But darling, it's not true