The Saga Of Jesse Jane Uke tab by Alice Cooper

Intro: Am    C    G    F

Verse: 
Am               C            G              F
I'm in jail in a Texas town, in my sister's wedding gown
Am              C               G                  F  
I drive a truck all night long, listening to Judy Garland songs

Bridge: Am    C    G    F

Verse:
Am                     C             G                         F
Now I'm locked behind bars of steel, I was just looking for a happy-meal
Am                   C             G                          F             
I parked my rig and I went inside, they've never seen such a pretty bride

Chorus:
C     G     Am        F
Jesse Jane, are you insane?
C
Or are you just a normal guy,
G
Who dresses like a butterfly?
Am    F
Jesse Jane

Bridge: Am    C    G    F

Verse:
I paid my bill and I turned around, 
Facing every redneck in that one-horse-town
His face was red, his fist was clenched, 
He threw his Coke and he got me drenched
 
Chorus:
Jesse Jane, are you insane?
Or are you just an average Joe,
Looking for a fashion show?
Jesse Jane

# guitar solo over chords:
G      Am    F    G  
Am    F      G    F

Am
(spoken)
Well I guess that was the final straw
C 
I pulled a pistol from my Wonder-bra
G
I killed 'em dead, huh, I killed 'em all
F
And they finally caught me in the bathroom stall

Am
And now I'm doing ten to life
C
But I'll tell ya one thing Bubba
G
Someday I'm gonna make someone in here
(no chord)
A helluva wife