Perfume - Beetlebug Cover Tab uke di Lovejoy

Based on Beetlebug's cover of the song! 
This is played with a capo on the fourth fret! If you don't
have one, please play it at +4! :>

C#        C#7sus4
It's 3:45 (C#M)
                   G#6
And I just bite my tongue
                 F#6
Update me on your life
                         C#
And now you've found the one

                      C#7sus4
But I don't like his eyes
                      G#6
And I distrust their name
                     F#6
And I hate their haircut
                  C#
They look like a prick (a prick)

                 C#7sus4
But it's all the same
                         G#6
Will it be daft of me to cry?
                       F#6
Your tongue is razor sharp
                      C#
I miss when it would fight mine

                   C#7sus4
Left your heart on standby
              G#6
By the way he holds you
            F#6
Bet he serenades you
                F#6*
I can't really blame you
F#6* F#6* F#6* F#6*           G#6*
And I can still smell her perfume

C# C#7 F#6

           G#6      C#
Did it rub off on you?

C#7 F#6
                          G#6     C#
And I can still smell her perfume

C#7 F#6

           G#6      C#
Did it rub off on you?

C#7 F#6 G#6

                C#               F#6     G#6
You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman
                  C#          F#6      G#6
Well, I say you need better standards
                C#               F#6     G#6
You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman
                              C#*
I say you need better standards

                      C#7sus4
It seems like all our friends
                   G#6
Abruptly fell in love
                    F#6
And she was in the dust
                             C#
Darling, life was streaming past

                 C#7sus4
So she learnt to lie
                     G#6
She learnt how to pretend
               Bm
C# drama in the futile
               C#
C# means to an end

                  C#7sus4
Why can't you be a dick?
                    G#6
Why must you be so nice?
                     F#6
It's hard for me to move on
                     C#
When I don't really hate you
               C#7sus4
I don't really hate you
                F#6      G#6
I don't really hate you

C#        C#7
(It's 3:45 (C#M))
                       F#6
(And I'll just bite my tongue)
                          G#6
And I can still smell her perfume
C#                      C#7
(And I don't like his eyes)
                      F#6
(And I distrust their name)
           G#6      C#
Did it rub off on you?

                   C#7                  F#6
(You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman)
                            G#6     C#
And I could still smell her perfume
                   C#7                  F#6
(You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman)
          G#6       C#
Did it rub off on you?
                   C#7                  F#6
(You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman)
              G#6           N.C
(I say you need better standards)

C#*    C#7sus4*
It's 3:45
                  G#6*
Your taxi's not arrived
                             Bm
And I don't think that he's coming