I'm In Love With An E-girl Tab uke di Wilbur Soot

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[solo] (thank you random commenter)

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[verse 1]
           G
well, it's 2:45pm
     B                C
wake up from snoring, open DMs
G
can of Red Bull by the bed
B               C
vape is charged, snapchat’s read
 
       G        B  C
what's popping?
       G        B  C
what's popping?
 
      G
she’s beauty, she's grace
          B                     C
she has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
G
sust a single message more
          B             C             A
sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord
 
 
[bridge]
               C
i wanna be the guy
         B               A
that you fall asleep on call with
                  C
i'll make you forget
      B                 A
every guy that came before me
              C
'cause I like you
    B               A
and you like my attention
                  C
let's skip to the good bit
                                   D
let's consummate our internet connection
 
 
[Chorus]
G
i'm in love with an
 
i’m in love with an
B
i’m in love with an
C
with an e-girl
G
i'm in love with an
 
i’m in love with an
B
i'm in love with an
C
with an e-girl
 
 
[Verse 2]
G
mom took away my PS4
     B                         C
so I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
    G
i'm not aggressive
                              B  C
i just ooze masculine passion
 
G
did you know I've also got depression?
    B                       C
i’m self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
G                                   B    C  A
i thought you could be the one to fix me
 
 
[bridge]
               C
i wanna be the girl
         B                A
that you fall asleep on call with
          C
meanwhile I'll
     B               A
find other people to talk with
                C
'cause you like me
    B                  A
and I think you're a maniac
                  C
let's skip to the good bit
                                D
let's completely block all contact
 
 
[chorus]
G
i'm in love with an
 
i'm in love with an
B
i'm in love with an
C
with an e-girl
G
i'm in love with an
 
i'm in love with an
B
i'm in love with an
C
iith an e-girl
 
 
[Verse 3]
G
mom took away my PS4
     B                  C
i've said it so many times before
        G                             B  C
how can I live on if I keep collecting
      G
these every little slights and insurrections
B                C
constant pain in every dimension
   G
my body weeps
                           B  C  A
misbelief heads suspensions
 
 
[bridge]
               C
i wanna be the guy
              B                A
that you find stalking your affections
                  C
your social media scoured
         B            A
you seek police interventions
              C
cause I base my
B            A
ideals on obsessive media

N.C.
maybe if I act like them
 
you'll respond to my DMs