It’s Christmas At Ground Zero Tab par Weird Al Yankovic

D
It's Christmas at ground zero
                     A
There's music in the air
                  A                                  A
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
                          D
While the air raid sirens blare
     D
It's Christmas at ground zero
                    A
The button has been pressed
                                              D
The radio just let us know that this is not a test

G
Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
G
It's the end of all humanity
A
No more time for last minute shopping
B                            A
It's time to meet your final destiny

     D
It's Christmas at ground zero
                     A
There's panic in the crowd
A
While we dodge debris let's trim the tree
                        D
Underneath the mushroom cloud

G
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
G
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
A
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
B                                     A
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

     D
It's Christmas at ground zero
                            A
And if the radiation levels OK
A
I'll go out with you and see all the new
                        D
Mutations on New Year's Day
D
It's Christmas at ground zero
                     A
Just seconds left to go
A
I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover
               D
Underneath the mistletoe
D
It's Christmas at ground zero
                              A
Now the missiles are on their way
A
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
              D
On this jolly holiday
A
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
              D
On this jolly holiday

[Instrumental]
D D D  D D D  D E A B D

[Solo]
(same chords as the verse)
e|-----------------|---------------|----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------|---------------|----------------------------------------|
G|------------7-7--|---------------|--------6-6----------6-6----------------|
D|--7-9-7-6-7------|--7-9-7-6-7----|--7s9-7-------7s9-7--------7s9-7-6-7----|
A|-----------------|------------7--|-------------------------------------9--|
E|-----------------|---------------|----------------------------------------|

e|-----------------|---------------|--------------------------------------|
B|-----------------|---------------|--------------------------------------|
G|------------7-7--|---------------|--------6-----------------------------|
D|--7-9-7-6-7------|--7-9-7-6-7----|--7s9-7------7-6-7-----6-9-7-5-4-2-0--|
A|-----------------|------------7--|-------------------7------------------|
E|-----------------|---------------|--------------------------------------|