Telephone Book Tab par The Violent Femmes

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I looked at my telephone book I looked at my telephone book

G
I can't stand the way it looked I hate this thing go 'way

           Em
It took me down into a burning rage 


I wrote your name on every page

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You don't return my calls

G
You don't return my calls, you don't return my calls

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I'm ready to bust down these walls

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I'm goin' down Niagra Falls 

Em
In a barrel of fun, ain't I the lucky one

    G            D      G
But you don't return my calls

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My telephone book is the color red 

G
My telephone book is the color red

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And red is only in my head some things are left better unsaid

Em
Is that why you don't try to acknowledge or reply why

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You don't return my calls

(Quiet)
Looked at my telephone book I looked at my telephone book


I can't stand the way it looked I hate this thing go 'way

           Em
It took me down into a burning rage 


I wrote your name on every page

    G           D       G
But you don't return my calls

   C                                 G
Oh did you hear from an old friend I knew once way back when

Em                          C           D
I did some bad things to myself, and my health

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Or did you happen to hear an old song I once sang

       Em                                           C
Did it make your sweet sweet blood run cold in your veins

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And will you never think of me the same