Jort Storm Tab par Slimecicle

G#m
This just in!
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We're receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm
It's name? JORTS
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But it appears as if this breakthrough in jean-shorts splicing technology 
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is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe

G#m
It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans
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I really like the denim but not the length of the seam
G#m
My mom dresses cas and my dad likes to preen
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I'm not like either of them I got the recessive gene

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JORT STORM! JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT!
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A JORT STORM IT'S A CATAGORY 5!
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JORT STORM! JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT! 
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I SAID A JORT STORM'S COMING SO RUN AND HIDE!

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JORTICANE
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JORTNADO
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JORTNAMI
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JORTQUAKE 
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JORTRUPTION
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JORTALANCHE
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JORTPOCALYPSE

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The Jort Storms coming JORTS

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So you better start running fast it's a chase
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But be careful cus' these jorts will chafe you yeah
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They're the new sensation JORTS
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Wear 'em to every occasion Jorts in the pool
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Or even better, wear them to a funeral, yeah
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My personality is 99% jorts
I got a genetic test but all my genes were shorts

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JORT STORM! JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT!
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A JORT STORM IT'S A CATAGORY 5!
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JORT STORM! JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT! 
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I TAKE OFF MY F*CKIN' JORTS I GOT-A JORTS INSIDE!

Breaking news
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Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex
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And it's heading straight for this studio
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To my wife Cheryl, and son Timmy, I love- AAAAAAAH

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JORTS! The Elders foretold,(JORTS) of a fashion so bold
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A new God of the Earth JORTTHULU
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To seal it in denim and turned it into JEARTH


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*kazoo solo*