12 Accords utilisés dans la chanson: C6, D, A7, Dm7, F7sus2, A#, Csus2/Ab, Am, B, C, F, F9
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Changer de tonalité:
This song is about a problem that I have...
C6 C6 D D C6 C6 D C6 D
C6 C6 D D C6
Frequently
C6 C6 D D C6 C6 D C6 D
C6 C6 D D
A7
Dm7 F7sus2
There are three, three, three kinds of erections
A#
Some are sexual
Csus2/Ab
Some occur during periods of nervous tension
Dm7
But there's a mysterious third kind
F7sus2
That no one really understands
A#
It happens when your shlong decides
Csus2/Ab
To take matters into its own hands
C6
No reason boner
Dm7
No reason boner
F7sus2 Csus2/Ab
It baffles scientists
Am
No reason boner
A7
Dm7
This morning I was having breakfast
F7sus2
At the Midtown diner
A#
The bagel was delicious
Csus2/Ab
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer
Dm7
I got a weird look from the waitress
F7sus2
When I asked her for the check
A#
I looked down and realized
Csus2/Ab
I was one hundred percent erect
C6
No reason boner
Dm7
No reason boner
F7sus2 Csus2/Ab
I like coleslaw but not that much
Am
No reason boner
A#
[Mailman:] Hi! Welcome to the post office.
[Danny:] Thanks! I just need to mail this package.
[Mailman:] No problem, just place it on the scale.
[Danny:] Sure thing!
B
Oh! Oh god! I... I can't right now!
[Mailman:] Why not?
[Danny:] I... I have to go.
I have a, uh...
doctor's appointment at the dentist's!
A7
Dm7
Now things are a little awkward
F7sus2
Between my mailman and I
A#
That was not my best lie
Csus2/Ab
I was just covering up for my
C6
No reason boner
Dm7
No reason boner
F7sus2 Csus2/Ab
That was the wrong kind of package to mail
Am
No reason boner
A#
[Zookeeper:] Hi! Welcome to the zoo!
[Danny:] Great! I love the zoo!
Look at all those monkeys!
[Zookeeper:] Actually,
those technically aren't monkeys,
they're macaques.
B
[Danny:] Wow! Macaque's really hairy.
... ... ... ... ...
[Danny:] Uh... So, what time does the zoo close?
[Zookeeper:] About eight o'clock.
C
[Danny:] Great! That gives me a chance t- Oh god.
Oh, not... not now! Not in front of the children!
A7
Why have you forsaken me, lord!?
Dm7
This is no laughing matter
F7sus2
This is not some kind of game
A#
I can tuck away my Johnson
Csus2/Ab
But I can never tuck away the shame
Dm7
It can happen anytime
F7sus2
It can happen anywhere
A#
When the Loch Ness Monster
Csus2/Ab
Decides he wants to randomly come up for air
C6
No reason boner, oh
Dm7
No reason boner
F7sus2 Csus2/Ab
You're ruining my life
Am F
No reason boner
Am F
No reason boner
Am F
No reason boner
F9 Am
Why....?
Boner
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