Cartoons And Vodka Tab par Jinkx Monsoon

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Baby I've been stompin' around in these heels 
       E           F#
for all the goddamn day
      Bm
I got aches and annoyance 
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from living to earn my pay
         Bm
Yet some piece and quiet 
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from you would really go a long way
           Bm
So ease it down

[Pre-Chorus 1]
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You see I'm tired, I'm spent
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I'm really feeling my age
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You know life is twice as hard 
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when you're living half on the stage
      Em              A
And I barely have the energy 
   D             Bm
to sing you this song
                  Em           A
So let's get some cartoons and Vodka
           D         Bm
And do 'em all night long

[Chorus 1]
G    A            D              Bm
Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun?
          Em              A
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, 
          D     F#
drink 'em down, oooh (X2)

[Verse 2]
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You can call me juvenile, 
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but I'm picky on how I spend my time
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Don't you know, it takes two crates of makeup 
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to go out lookin' this fine
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I don't work these nails to the bone 
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to hear you squabble and whine
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So help me out

[Pre-Chorus 2]
                           A        G
You better believe that I'm hot, I'm wet
         D
And it's really not fair
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Takes more than a tall cool glass of you, 
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there honey, to bring me up for air
         Em                A
And I've been too blown to rest these bones 
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for a long country mile
                  Em           A
So let's get some cartoons and Vodka
         D           Bm
And put 'em on for a while

[Chorus 2]
G    A              D            Bm
Oooh boy, now gimme some of that smile
          Em              A
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, 
          D     F#
drink 'em down, oooh (X2)

[Bridge]
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Bm E F#
Bm D F#
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[Chorus 3]
G    A            D              Bm
Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun?
          Em              A
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, 
          D     F#
drink 'em down, oooh (X2)

[Reprise]
E A D B

Oooh, drink them down, drink 'em down, oooh, drink them down
Oh, oh, drink 'em down down down down down down down, oh, oh, oooh

Drink 'em down, drink 'em down