Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn? Tab par Evelyn Evelyn

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Have you seen my sister Evelyn?
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Dang she's gone and wandered off again
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I've been looking high and low
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Where oh where'd my sister go?
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She's been known to spend some time
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With a sailor friend of mine
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I called him up and what'd he say?
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"I ain't seen that girl today."


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So if you see my sister Evelyn
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Tell that girl to hurry home again
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Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go?
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Is she with the doctor or the plumber

Or the dentist or the handyman?
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Did she go to India or Africa

Or Wichita or Pakistan?
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Did she go join the Navy, or go completely crazy
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Or is she playing a trick on me?       
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Did she run off with the barber, the professor

Or the banker, or the clergyman?
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Is it possible that she could be in Timbuktu

Or Katmandu or Vegas or Uzbekistan?
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She learning how to do-do

The Chattanooga Choo Choo?
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Oh golly where could that girl be?


C
Have you seen my sister Evelyn?
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Dang she's gone and wandered off again
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I've been looking high and low
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Where oh where'd my sister go?
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She's been known to jump a train
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With a gal we know from down the lane
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I looked her up and wha'd she say?
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"I ain't seen that girl in days."


     C
So if you see my sister Evelyn
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Tell that girl to hurry home again
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Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go?


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Is my floozy sister with the doctor

Or the drummer

Or the dentist or the handyman?

Did that ho-bag quit her job and run off

With that dick-head Mike
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To Indio, Guantanamo

Or Panama or Disneyland?
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Is she studying Kabbalah?

Did she win a million dollars?
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Or is she dead in a ditch somewhere?


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So if you see my sister Evelyn
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Tell that girl to hurry home again
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Where oh where (x4)
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Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go?