Going For The Gold Tab par Bright Eyes

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There's a voice on the phone
        G
Telling what had happened
                Bm
Some kind of confusion
               D7
More like a disaster
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And it wondered how you
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Were left unaffected
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But you had no knowledge
                  D7
No, the chemicals covered you
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And so a jury was formed
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As more liquor was poured
                Bm
No need for conviction
               D7
They're not thirsting for justice
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But slept with the lies
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I keep inside my head
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I found out I was guilty
               D7
I found out I was guilty
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But I won't be around
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For the sentencing
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Because I'm leaving
               D7
Oh, on the next airplane

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And though I know that my actions are impossible to justify
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They seem adequate to fill up my time
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And if I could talk to myself like I was someone else
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Then maybe I could take your advice
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And I wouldn't act like such an asshole all the time

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There's a film on the wall
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Makes the people look small
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Who are sitting beside it
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All consumed in the drama
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They must return to their lives
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Once the hero has died
                Bm
They will drive to the office
               D7
Stopping somewhere for coffee
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Where the folk singers, poets,
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and playwrights convene
                Bm
Dispensing their wisdom
               D7
Oh, dear amateur orator
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They will detail their pain
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In some standard refrain
                Bm
They will recite their sadness
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Like it's some kind of contest

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Well, if it is
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I think I am winning it
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All beaming with confidence
     Asus2
As I make my final lap
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The gold medal gleams
           Bm
So hang it around my neck
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Because I am deserving it
                Asus2
The champion of idiots

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But a kid carries his walkman on that long bus ride to Omaha
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I know a girl who cries when she practices violin
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Because each note sounds so pure, it just cuts into her
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And then the melody comes pouring out her eyes
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Now to me, everything else, it just sounds like a lie.