Carrot For A Cock Uke tab by Yogscast

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I remember when it all went wrong
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Guzzling eggnog all night long
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We went outside, The snow was thick
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Rolled our balls together made a snowman quick

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Erecting a friend but there's something left
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Had to indulge in some carrot theft
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To make him whole, We raided the salad bowl
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To give him a classic nose

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I slipped and fell when I put it on
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Stuck the veg where it didn't belong
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I went for his face, but i hit below the waist
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And now he's got a root vegetable dong

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He's got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
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And it gives you quite a shock (Oh, it's unexpected)
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When you see it in the flesh, so orange and so fresh
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Looks like its just been pulled from the ground

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He's got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
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It's the biggest on the block (oh what a massive one)
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The neighbours were upset, my dad saw it as a threat
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it stood so mighty and so proud

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Some kind of magic happened then (Uh Oh)
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He came alive and he was real my friend 
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An excited expression twinkled in his eyes
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We looked on in surprise as it started to rise

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Scarf around his neck, his arms are made of bark
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Get down on your knees he'll help you see in the dark
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He has a filthy addiction, Veg on veg friction
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Behind the bushes down in the park

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He's got many dirty habits and it's terrified of rabbits
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He'll make you moan he's organically grown 

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He's got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a Cock)
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You know it's hard as rock (Oh what a crunchy cock)
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He's got coal on his head, No meat but one veg
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He's packing so much more than just snow (Ho ho ho!)

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He's got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
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But his life's against the clock (Oh such a crying shame)
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'Cause as the sun rose, they'd gritted the road
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All was left was his bright amber chode

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You'll remember this December, when you dream of his member
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Now all that's left is his salty sludge
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Next time it snows, you all will know
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He's coming on you from above
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He's just snowing you all of his love

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He has a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
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He's a friend you just can't knock (Oh we want him back!)
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So when it gets chilly just whip out his willy
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Scoop up snow and he's ready to go

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They all have carrots for a cock (Carrots for a cock)
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A movement you can't be stopped (It's a revolution)
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To make a new best friend, just follow this trend
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Give him a vegetable bell end

Carrot For a Cock!

Yeah!