I/me/myself Uke tab by Will Wood (Baritone Chords)

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I been feeling lightheaded since I lost enough weight to fit back in my skin.
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Flower petals and feathers tether me to the ground, pound for pound.
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Take my tea with formaldehyde for my feminine side since the day that I died.
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While I whittle my bones until I'm brittle, am I pretty now?
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For some reason I find myself lost in what you think of me
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And too confused to choose who I should be



[Chorus]
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And now you got me thinking
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I wish I could be a girl and that way
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You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
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Am I pretty enough to lie to?
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I wish I could be a girl and that way
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You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
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Just little old me in a big big world
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Little old me in a big world
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I wish I were a girl
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[Verse 2]
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I been feeling lighthearted since I gained enough weight back to cover my bones.
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I get dressed up in shadows one leg at a time - we're so alike!
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But if the shoe fits then I won't try it on. You'll be walking out early but the show must go on.
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No I know that I'm wrong, but I love how you're on my side when I cross that line.
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It's been a point of contention between myself and this body that they stuck me in
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The privilege of being born to be a man

[Chorus]
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And now you've got me thinking
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I wish I could be a girl and that way
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You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
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Am I pretty enough to lie to?
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I wish I could be a girl and that way
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You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
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Just little old me in a big big world
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Little old me in a big world
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I wish-
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[Bridge]
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Eating your prosthetic meets your anesthetic criteria, pathetic seeing you become acetic
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Say my name like a slur but I've been called worse and I heard it all before, no this isn't a first
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Let me be the void you fill with taxidermy fingerprints taxonomize our differences
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I am quantum physics, my witness brings me into existence

[Chorus]
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I wish I could be a girl and that way
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You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
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Am I pretty enough to love back? No, not yet
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I wish I could be a girl, and really I'd prefer it if you would use
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I me myself
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Am I pretty enough, am I pretty enough to fucking die?
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Little old me in a big world
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Well I would give you my whole world
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Little old me in a big world
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I wish-

[Outro]
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