Everything You Know Is Wrong Uke tab by Weird Al Yankovic

19 Chords used in the song: D, C, G, A, A7, Bm, E, E7, Em, C#, F#m, F, F#, Cm, Am, Bb, Dm, Eb, C#m

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Album: 
Year:  1996
Difficulty: 
4.18
(Intermediate)
Key: unknownChords
Intro:  D D  C C  G G   A A    A7 A7 A7 A7

D D G G A A D D G G A A Bm Bm
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
E E A A G G D D
when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
D D G G A A D D G G A A
I guessed "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? is it Bob or Joe or Walter?
Bm Bm E E
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
A A A7 A7 Bm Bm
I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck
E7 E7 A A D D Em Em G G
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
A A A7 A7
who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

D D G G A A D D G G A A Bm Bm
Everything you know is wrong! Black is white, up is down and short is long
E E A A A7 A7
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
D D G G A A D D C# C# F#m F#m Bm Bm
Everything you know is wrong! Just forget the words and sing along
E E G G A A F F G G
All you need to understand is, everything you know is wrong

D D G G A A D D G G A A Bm Bm
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
E E A A G G D D
and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
D D G G A A D D G G A A
They sucked out my internal organs and they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
Bm Bm E E A A A7 A7 Bm Bm
As a way of saying thank you they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
E7 E7 A A D D Em Em G G
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time
A A A7 A7
Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling


D D G G A A D D G G A A Bm Bm
Everything you know is wrong! Black is white, up is down and short is long
E E A A A7 A7
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
D D G G A A D D C# C# F#m F#m Bm Bm
Everything you know is wrong! Just forget the words and sing along
E E G G A A D D
All you need to understand is, everything you know is wrong

Accordion Solo:
G G E E F# F# G G A A

Saxophone Solo:
Cm Cm F F G G Am Am Bb Bb Am Am Bb Bb G G C C

Guitar Solo:
Dm Dm Eb Eb F F F# F# Am Am Bb Bb G G C C A7 A7 A7 A7 (two strums)

D D G G A A D D G G A A Bm Bm
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty papercut
E E A A G G D D
And well, to make a long story short it got infected and I died
D D G G A A D D G G A A
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates and it's obvious he doesn't like the
Bm Bm E E A A A7 A7 Bm Bm
Nehru jacket that I'm wearing, he tells me that they've got a dress code, well
E7 E7 A A D D Em Em G G
He lets me into heaven anyway but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity
A A A7 A7
And every day he runs by screaming


D D G G A A D D G G A A Bm Bm
Everything you know is wrong! Black is white, up is down and short is long, and
E E A A A7 A7
Everything ya used to think was so important doesnt really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that
D D G G A A D D C# C# F#m F#m Bm Bm
Everything you know is wrong! Just forget the words and sing along
E E G G A A Bm Bm C#m C#m G G A A D D
All you need to understand is, everything you know is wroooooooooooooooong, everything you know is wrong!

Uke tab by , 31 Dec 2019

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