4 Chords used in the song: Ab, Db, F#, Eb
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Ab Db F# Db Ab F# Ab Db F# Db Ab F#
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Ab Db F# Db Ab F#
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Ab Db F# Db Ab F#
Don't wanna be some beer swilling hockey nut
Ab Db F# Db Ab F#
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
Ab Db F# Db Ab F#
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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Db
They all live on donuts and moose meat
Ab Eb
And they leave the house without packing heat
Ab
Never even bring their guns to the mall
Db
And you know what else is too funny?
Ab
Their stupid Monopoly money
Eb
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Ab Db F# Db Ab F# Ab Db F# Db Ab F#
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Ab Db F# Db Ab F#
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
Ab Db F# Db Ab F#
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
Ab Db F# Db Ab F#
They think their silly accent is so cute
Ab Db F# Db Ab F#
Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot
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Db
Sure they got their national health care
Ab Eb
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Ab
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Db
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
Ab
And dream of driving a Zamboni
Eb
All over Saskatchewan
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Ab Db F# Db Ab F# Ab Db F# Db Ab F#
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A|----------4--4--4--------4------|
E|-4--4--4-----------2--2-----4--2|
C|--------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------|
# Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
# Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
# See the map, they're hovering' right over us
# Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Db
Always hear the same kind of story
Ab Eb
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Ab
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
Db
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
Ab
So quick, before they see it coming
Eb
Time for a pre-emptive strike
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Ab Db F# Db Ab F# Ab Db F# Db Ab F#
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