El Scorcho (Intro) Uke tab by Weezer

# [Introduction/verse]

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Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
Do it to me every time
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm jello, baby
You won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
I'm the epitome of Public Enemy

# [Muted] 
A                                D
Why you wanna go and do me like that?
A                                                   E
Come down on the street and dance with me

# [Chorus]
A         D           A            D
I'm a lot like you so please
     A        D            E      D
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
A        D        A           D
I think I'd be good for you 
       A           D           A
And you'd be good for me 

# [Verse]
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I asked you to go to the Green Day concert 
You said you never heard of them 
(How cool is that?) How cool is that?
So I went to your room and read your diary 
Watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table 
And then my heart stopped Listenin' to Cio-Cio San 
Fall in love all over again


# [Chorus]
A       D           A          D
I'm a lot like you so please
      A         D              E       D
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
A          D        A              D
I think I'd be good for you 
         A             D              A
And you'd be good for me 

# [Bridge]
         A                               D
How stupid is it? I can't talk about it 
             B                                           E
I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart 
          A                                     D
How stupid is it? Won't you give me a minute
                B                         E
Just come up to me and say hello to my heart 
A
How stupid is it? 
D                              B
For all I know you want me too 
         E                                    A
And maybe you just don't know what to do 
D                            B                    E
Or maybe you're scared to say I'm falling for you

# [Solo]

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# [Verse]
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I wish I could get my head out of the sand
'Cause I think we'd make a good team

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And you would keep my fingernails clean

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But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
'Cause I can't even look in your eyes 

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Without shakin', and I ain't fakin'
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

# [During final Chorus]

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A       D           A          D
I'm a lot like you so please
      A         D              E       D
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
A          D        E              D
I think I'd be good for you 
         A             D              A
And you'd be good for me 

A         D           A            D
I'm a lot like you, I'm a lot like you
     A        D          E        D
I'm a lot like you, I'm waiting
A          D         A             D
I think I'd be good for you 
         A             D              A
And you'd be good for me