Whole Lotta Gang Sh!t Uke tab by Tyler S Cassidy (Baritone Chords)

[Verse 1]
 
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Liberal or Republican, well if you pick a side then you're dumb
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You want Trump to grab your pussy, or Bill Clinton to cover you in cum
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Cause Hillary's a psycho, Christians are retarded, and Trump is a fag
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and I wouldn't have to be here if it wasn't for my mom and dad
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Make America gay again, make America gay as fuck
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cause I'm just trying to meet some dudes and get my penis sucked
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And if I could get pregnant, I'd have abortions like every day
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cause if I had a pussy, it would be so easy to get laid
 
 
[Chorus]
 
               G          B                 Em                       C
Cause it's a whole lotta gang shit, and this money 'aint a god damn thing bitch
           G                   B                     Em                           C
I got some trap homies we can hang with, First they pull the strap out then they aim it
                G          B                 Em                       C
Cause it's a whole lotta gang shit, and this money 'aint a god damn thing bitch
            G                  B                     Em                           C       G
I got some trap homies we can hang with, First they pull the strap out then they aim it
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
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Why don't catholic priests just go out and fuck girls?
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It could save a ton of little boys around the world
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And if god really has every single thing he needs,
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then why the fuck does this asshole need 10% from me?
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And I'm tired of paying, so much god damn income tax
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30% of my income - you didn't earn that, give that shit back
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And if I had to choose a hero, well it would probably be Nick Cruz
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cause the best thing about school shooters is now I don't gotta pay for your dumb kid's food
 
 
[Chorus 2]
 
 
              (G)          B                  Em                      C
Cause it's a whole lotta gang shit, and this money 'aint a god damn thing bitch
            G                  B           Em                           C
I got some trap homies we can hang with, First they pull the strap out then they aim it
                G          B                 Em                       C
Cause it's a whole lotta gang shit, and this money 'aint a god damn thing bitch
            G                  B                  Em                           C
I got some trap homies we can hang with, First they pull the strap out then they aim it
 
 
[Verse 3]
 
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Once your daughter gets to high school, well it won't be long 'fore she gets fucked
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first, she'll get her cherry popped, then she'll get cheated on, then she'll get dumped
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Once she graduates high school, well good luck cause it only gets worse
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she'll be at the Halloween party, as she's getting raw dogged, she's dressed like a nurse
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First she'll start with the white guys, oh dawg trust me she gonna get plowed,
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and when she hangs out with the football team, they're gonna fuck her and pass her around
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Then she'll start fucking black guys, cause they got the biggest damn dicks
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and once she get that dick inside her, I bet 50 dollars the pussy gon' rip
 
 
[Chorus 3]
 
               G          B                 Em                       C
Cause it's a whole lotta gang shit, and this money 'aint a god damn thing bitch
           G                   B                     Em                           C
I got some trap homies we can hang with, First they pull the strap out then they aim it
                G          B                 Em                       C
Cause it's a whole lotta gang shit, and this money 'aint a god damn thing bitch
            G                  B                     Em                           C       G
I got some trap homies we can hang with, First they pull the strap out then they aim it
(G)
It's a whole lotta gang shit....