I Spent My Last Ten Dollars Uke tab by Two Nice Girls

3 Chords used in the song: G, C, D

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Key: G, EmChords
G G G G C C G G
G G G G D D
G G




G G C C G G
When I was a young girl like normal girls do
G G D D
I looked to a woman's love to help me get through
G G C C G G
I never needed any more than a feminine touch
G G D D G G
I hated the thought of kissing a man - it really was too much
D D C C G G
I did not drink, I did not smoke I did not say "god damn"
D D C C G G
I was polite, I was sensitive before I loved a man
D D C C G G
My family were proud of me and proud of what I am
C C G G D D G G
But then along came Lester and my tale of woe began




G G C C G G
I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer
G G D D
My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer
G G C C
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear
C C G G D D G G
And made me spent my last ten bucks on birth control and beer




G G C C G G
It was June (June) 1983 when Mary Lou and I did part
G G D D
She said she loved another dyke my god, it broke my heart
G G C C G G
I was bitter and disillusioned to lose another girlfriend
G G D D G G
Lester came to work at Papa's store and decided to ease on in
D D C C G G
Before my last heartbreak well nothing made me more sick
D D C C G G
Than a hairy-chested, cheap double-breasted suited man with a hard dick
D D C C G G
I guess that I was curious I guess that I was young
C C G G D D G G
I guess it was that rum and coke, I guess that I was dumb




G G C C G G
I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer
G G D D
My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer
G G C C
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear
C C G G D D G G
And made me spent my last ten bucks on birth control and beer




G G C C G G
For of course, for a woman to love a man she must also love to booze
G G D D
If a woman don't drink beside her man then she will surely lose him
G G C C G G
As I sit in this hetero honky-tonk and reflect upon my past
G G D D G G
I think about those girlfriends and why they didn't last
D D C C G G
For there's certain thrills that lesbian love simply cannot supply
D D C C
Like paying for abortions from sperm gone awry
D D C C G G
And so I say to you my friends without this man I'd die
C C G G D D G G
So listen to my tell of woe and hang your head and cry



G G C C G G
I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer
G G D D
My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer
G G C C
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear
C C G G D D G G
And made me spent my last ten bucks on birth control and beer

G G C C G G
I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer
G G D D
My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer
G G C C
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear
C C G G D D G G
And made me spent my last ten bucks on birth control and beer

Uke tab by , 17 Aug 2024

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