Wind Up Man Uke tab by Trixie Mattel

[Verse 1]
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It was a Sunday morning
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When the mail ain't supposed to come
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A big blue box delivered 
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and it didn’t say where from
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When a wind up man emerges 
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and he waltzed across the floor
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Told him I was lonesome, 
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said I wouldn’t be no more

[Verse 2]
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His left hand made me breakfast 
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and his right one paid the bills
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Poured a perfect cocktail 
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and he always kept it filled
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I don’t know how he do the things he do 
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with those two hands
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I knew I’d wind up loving him 
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my loving wind up man

[Chorus 1]
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They say machines ain’t made for loving
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But I believe that they can plug 
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into your heart
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And you know when it starts in the smoke 
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in the sparks
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You’re not broke 
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it’s all part of a lover’s game

[Verse 3]
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He always called me handsome 
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and he smiled when I spoke
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Dressed like Elvis Presley 
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and he laughed at all my jokes
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Was my love until the day 
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he caught the rain unplanned
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Knew I’d wind up losing him 
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my loving wind up man

[Chorus 2]
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They say machines ain’t made for loving
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But I believe that they can plug 
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into your heart
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And you know it begins 
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when it whirs and it spins
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It don’t hurt it’s not a sin 
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no one to blame

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[Bridge]
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Then I heard him holler
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He began to fire and spark
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Smokin’ from his collar
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And his smilin’ eyes went dark
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Never will forget him 
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and the smell of all that smoke
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Knew I’d wind up loving him 
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until he wound up broke

[Chorus 3]
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They say machines ain’t made for loving
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But I believe that they can plug 
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into your heart
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Try in vain to protect 
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when it rains he’ll get wet
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Just keep training 
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to expect feeling all the pain

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