Right In Two Uke tab by Tool

Time signatures for the verses:

 3/4            2/4
| Dm | Bb | Gm | Cadd9 |


   Dm            Bb        Gm  Cadd9
   Angels on the sideline
   Dm          Bb      Gm  Cadd9
   Puzzled and amused
                  Dm                Bb          Gm  Cadd9
   Why did Father give these humans free will?
   Dm                 Bb     Gm  Cadd9
   Now they're all confused


   Dm                  Bb                Gm       Cadd9         Dm   Bb Gm Cadd9
   Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around?
   Dm             Bb           Gm
   Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys
   Cadd9                    Dm         Bb       Gm
   Where there's one you're bound to divide it
   Cadd9    Dm
   Right in two


*The following three verses follow that same chord progression*


   Angels on the sideline
   Baffled and confused
   Father blessed them all with reason
   And this is what they choose?

   Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground
   Silly monkeys give them thumbs, they forge a blade
   And where there's one they're bound to divide it
   Right in two
   Right in two

   Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
   Over pieces of the ground
   Silly monkeys
   Give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down


   Dm          Bb         Gm          Cadd9    D  Bb  Gm  C
   How they survive so misguided is a mystery
     Dm           Bb                 Gm           Cadd9      D              Bb
   Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven
             Gm              Gsus2
   Conscious of his fleeting time here


Time signatures for the choruses:

 3/4  4/4            4/4
| Dm | Bbsus2 Csus2 | Gadd9 |



   Dm         Bbsus2 Csus2    Gadd9
   Cut it all over   right in two
   Dm         Bbsus2 Csus2    Gadd9
   Cut it all over   right in two
   Dm         Bbsus2 Csus2    Gadd9
   Cut it all over   right in two
   Dm         Bbsus2 Csus2    Gadd9
   Cut it all over   right in two



*For the next verse:

 3/4            2/4
| Dm | Dm | Dm | Cadd9 |



   Fight over clouds
   Over earth
   Over sky
   And fight over lie
   Over blood
   Over anything
   Fight over love
   Over sun
   Over nothing
   Fight till they die
   Over what?
   For their ending

   Angels on the sideline again
   Benched along with patience and reason
   Angels on the sideline again
   Wondering when this tug of war will end

   Cut it all over right in two
   Cut it all over right in two
   Cut it all over right in two
   Right in two
   Right in two