Daily News Uke tab by Tom Paxton

[A]
Civil rights leaders are a pain in the neck
[D]
Can't hold a candle to Chang Kai Shek
[A]                                    [E]
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
[A]
Ban the bombers are afraid of a fight
[D]
Peace hurts business and that ain't right
[A]                                     [A][Am]
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
[D]
Daily News, daily blues
[A]
Pick up a copy any time you choose
[D]
Seven little pennies in the newsboy's hand
[E](mute)                                   [A]
And you ride right along to never, never land

# Same pattern for the rest of the song
We got to bomb Castro, got to bomb him flat
He's too damn successful and we can't risk that
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
There's millions of commies in the freedom fight
Yelling for Lenin and civil rights
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
Seems like the whole damn world's gone wrong
Saint Joe McCarthy is dead and gone
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
Don't try to make me change my mind with facts
To hell with the graduated income tax
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
John Paul Getty is just plain folks
The UN charter is a cruel hoax
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News
J. Edgar Hoover is the man of the hour
All he needs is just a little more power
How do I know? I read it in the Daily News