Crofters: The Musical Uke tab by Thomas Sanders

Crofters: The Musical

[Roman]:
Am
It's hard to stay informed these days
     Em
With news so intense
Am
We're bombarded with grim
      Em
Black currant events
         Bm        Am
I should drop this whole
               Em
Serious song pretense
            Am
'Cause this song is not about all that.


[Thomas]:
F                          C
We made a partnership with Crofters!
F
We heard a roar across the boarder
F
that we think came from their bear.
F                                   C
We believe it meant to extend us an offer


[Roman]:
F
For which I plan to make a jam
               C        F
that's just as tasty as theirs!


[Logan]:
F
Dreams come true, that's news to me.

How Wild -- Blueberry

Who new that our buffoonery
      G               C
Would bear fruit so divine?
G
Even I ---
F
I don't have the vocabulary

To describe what I'm feeling inside
                    G     F
But for me its very unordinary.


          Gm
The first time you brought a jar,
    C
I remember the day
F
In a local health foods grocery

[Thomas]:
  Gm                      C
I felt like Lara Croft or Nathan Drake
   F                          Gm
Discovering a treasure once unknown to me.

        F                             G7
But the greatest thing is yet to be revealed!
                               C
Guys, I cannot believe this is real!


[Logan]: "My own jam?"
         "I... am going to flip-
          my-
          lid."


[Logan &
     (Roman)]
F
Dreams come true, that's news to me.

How wild -- blueberry

     (I'm fraught with jelly-sy
      
      I can't believe you're telling me.)

F
Who knew that your buffoonery would
G             C
bear fruit so divine

     (That he's the favored side?)


[Both]:
G
Even I --

[Logan &
     (Roman)]:
F
I don't have the vocabulary

To describe what I'm-

     (I don't have the vigor to bear
      
      the loss of pride that I'm-)


[Both]:
F
- feeling inside
                     G     C
But for me it's very unordinary.

**play C through this speaking part**


[Thomas]: "But, Roman, do you like it?"


[Roman]: "Like it?"
         "Like it!?"
        
        C
This is Crofters!
   [Thomas & Logan]: (This is Crofters!)


[Roman]:
G7
We're talking Crofters!
   [Thomas]: (Sweet, sweet Crofters!)


[Roman]:
G7
This jelly might as well be gold!

It's all that I opt for!


[Logan]:
C
'Cause Crofters is the only jelly 

I put in my-

  F      A  Gm  C
- Belly! .   .  .
   [Thomas]: (Only jelly, in my belly)


[Roman & Thomas}
F           A
Only jelly. In my belly.
Gm          C
Only jelly. In my belly.


[All]:
C                             F
The only jelly I'll put in my belly!