Beetlejuice - Ready Set Not Yet Uke tab by Themes

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[ADAM]
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Look at this crib
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In all of its glorious antiquary
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Every curve and surface speaks to me
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Saying pamper and spoil me
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Sand me and oil me
     Eb
Come on
                Cm
I know to the untrained eye it's boring
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But nothing's a chore when you're restoring
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Apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain
      Cm
It's fun!
 
Folks say Adam
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Why do you polish your crib when you don't have a kid?
 
And even if you did have a kid,
      Fm
This crib is too precious for placing a baby inside it
 
So it simply exists to remind you
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Your sense of perfection is just a reflection that
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you are not mentally prepared to make room for a kid
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Adam, why don't you live?
                   F
Adam, just make a start
                                      Fm
Are you willing to take the next step?
 
Ready, set...
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Ready, set...
 
[BARBARA]
               D
Look at these jugs!
           A7
Amazingly glazed and terracotta-ery
             G
I took some clay and made you pottery
    C
The world will never wreck you
                                  Bm
I'll protect you in a mother's embrace
 
Folks say, Barbara
F#m
Why can't you see that ceramics is
 
simply a manifestation of motherly panic
   Em
By making a baby that's breakable
 
Aren't you creating a way of translating the
          G
terror of making maternal mistakes into clay
A                                                 Bm
Hiding away so you don't have to face being a bad mom
 
Barbara
                   D
That's what you've done, Barbara
             E
Just make a start
 
Are you willing to take the next step?
 
Ready, set...
 
[BOTH]
 
A
Here we stand
                 F#m
At the end of a 10-year plan
  D
A house, a yard, a minivan
A
A baby should be next
 
Together let's leap off the cliff
                    B
Fall forever, then smash to bits
              D
Trapped in a terrifying viper pit
 
Of diapers and regret
       Bm                                 E
Are we willing to take the next step?
 
Ready, set...
 
Ready, set...
 
[ADAM]
 
    F#
Not yet
 
[BARBARA]
 
Not yet
 
[ADAM]
 
     D#m
Why rush?
 
[BARBARA]
 
Why rush?
 
[BOTH]
 
B
Soon enough, our hopes and our dreams will be crushed
 
[BARBARA]
 
         G
But not yet!
 
[ADAM]
 
But not yet!
 
[BARBARA]
 
    Em
Not now
 
[ADAM,spoken]
 
Not now
 
Ooohh?
 
No!
 
See?
 
We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards
 
[BARBARA]
 
You are absolutely right
      D
Let's add it to the list
         Am7
With the cracks in the plaster
 
[ADAM]
 
    Em              G
The wi-fi should be faster
 
[BARBARA]
 
      Em
This sofa needs a castor
 
[ADAM]
 
     D
The bathroom's a disaster!
 
[BARBARA]
 
     C
What about global poverty?
 
[ADAM]
 
What about world peace?
 
[BARBARA]
 
                 G
Then there's the whole darn economy
 
[ADAM]
 
The whole Middle East
 
[BARBARA]
 
          Bb
We should learn Mandarin
 
[ADAM]
 
Yeah!
 
Or Spanish at least.
 
[BOTH]
 
   Ab
No habla español
         G         Em
Dos cervezas por favor
                  F
And that's all we got
 
And that's not a lot
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Do we want a bilingual household or not?
   Cm
So let's go slow
   F
No breaking a sweat
           Cm
What's the point of having children
          F
If we're covered in debt?
 
[BARBARA]
 
          Cm
Now we're totally
 
[ADAM]
 
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Completely
 
[BARBARA]
 
      Gb
Maybe eighty percent
 
[ADAM]
 
         Ab
I'd say seventy-eight
 
[BOTH]
 
Ready to take
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The next step (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah!)
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The next step (Zooby dooby dooby, dooby dop and bow!)
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The next step (Zweeby, beeby, boo-bah-bah-dee!)
         Db
The next step
Ab
Ready, set let's...
Gb
See I wasn't kidding
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It's a show about death!