Who's Got The Crack Uke tab by The Moldy Peaches

Intro:

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Verse 1:

  D                   G               A
 There's no such thing as a harmless joke
  D                   G             A
 There's no such thing as a gentle toke
  D                   G           A
 There's no such thing as Pamela Jack
                 D 
 Who's got the crack?

Chorus
   G   A             D
 Who-o-o's got the crack?         x3


Verse 2:
D                  G
 I am a goat in a boat
A
in a moat
D
 Who's got the crack?

Chorus

D                 G        A
 I like it when my hair is poofy
D                 G        A
 I like it when you slip me a roofy
D                 G        A
 I like it when you've got the crack
D
 Who's got the crack?

 chorus

D                         G              A
 i wanna be a hippie, but i forgot how to love
D                                     G              A
 it's hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove
D                         G              A
 I wanna be reckless, but i'm feeling so uptight
D                                  G
 get your mamma in a headlock baby
A                  D
 and do it right! Who's got the crack?!

 chorus