3 Chords used in the song: F, G, Am
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F
G
Lock eyes from across the roomAm
Down my drink while the rhythms boomF
G
Take your hands, skip the namesAm
No need here for the silly gamesF
G
Make our way through the smoke and crowdAm
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloudF
G
Move in close as the lasers flyAm
Our bodies touch and the angels cryF
G
Leave this place go back to yoursAm
Our lips first touch outside your doorsF
G
The whole night what we've got in storeAm
Whisper in my ear that you want some moreF
G
And I jizz in my pantsF
G
This really never happens you can take my wordAm
I won't apologize, that's just absurdF
G
Mainly your fault for the way that you danceAm
And now I jizz in my pantsF
G
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slutAm
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my buttF
I'm very sensitive , some would say thats a plusAm
Now I'll go home and change
(carry on with this rythem)
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check
Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants
Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dashA song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants
The next day
My alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants
Open the window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape
And I jizzed in my pants
I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?
Capo 1st FretF
G
I jizz right in my pantsAm
Every time you're next to meF
G
And when we're holdin handsAm
Its like havin sex with meF
G
You say I'm prematureAm
I just call it ectasyF
G
I wear a rubber at all timesAm
Its a necessityF
G
Cuz I jizz in my pantsAm
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))F
G
Yes I jizz in my pantsAm
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
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