Me And The Farmer Uke tab by The Housemartins

G (barre on 3rd)    C (barre on 3rd)
Me and the farmer get on fine
A (barre on 5th)    D (barre on 5th)
Through stormy weather and bottles of wine                  
       G                    C  
If I pull my weight he'll treat me well                  
A                   D           G
But I'f I'm late he'll give me hell

Bm
And though it's all hard work no play
C
Farmer is a happy crook,
Bm
Jesus hates him every day,
C         A          D
Cause Jesus gave and Farmer took

G                            C
Won't he let you go    probably no
A                            D
Won't he let you go    probably no
G                            C
Why does he treat you so?  I just don't know                 
A                            D
Why does he treat you so?  I just don't know


C
Me and the farmer like brother, like sister  
D
Getting on like hand and blister
C        D
Me and the farmer