Biggering Uke tab by The 88

[Intro]
Dm Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm Am


[Verse 1]
Dm          Am    Gm     F C       F        Am
At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff
Dm       Am     Gm          F    C            Dm   Am Dm
I had a little cottage and that cottage was enough
              Am       Gm         F C
A place where I could sit and knit
                       F       Am     A
A place where I could sell my Thneeds
                    Dm             Gm          F
But now I've had a little time to reassess my needs


[Pre-chorus]
                     Eb    Dm Eb
And I need a bigger office
             Dm   Gm   F Gm
I need a bigger chair
   Eb       Dm Eb             Dm Gm
A bigger desk, a bigger staff
         F      Gm
A bigger hat to wear


[Chorus]
             G#       Gm Fm
Because I'm biggering
                 Cm   Bb
I'm figuring on biggering
     G#       Gm Fm               G
And biggering is triggering more biggering


[Instrumental]
Cm


[Verse 2]
Cm                               G#
I'm gonna say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it
Bb                           Eb       G
Greed - you see, it's like a little pet, alright?
Cm                        G#
And the more and more and more that you go and feed it
Bb                    Cm
The more hungry it'll get
                                G#
But, you know, you really can't blame greed
                 Bb
No, that's stupid
                              Eb G
You see, it's got a worm inside, oh yeah, that's right
                      Cm
It's one that always needs to feed
       G#                Eb
And it is never satisfied, you get it?


[Pre-chorus]
C#                              G# C#
But the more you try to find it
                         Fm Eb Fm
The more it likes to hide
                       C#               G# C#
Now listen, that is a nasty little worm
                        Fm    Eb Fm
And I like to call it "pride"


[Chorus]
                            Gb
See, now that's why you're biggering
        Fm    Ebm
Listen here, idiot
                 Bbm      G#
And figuring on biggering
          Gb          Fm   Ebm             F
But that biggering's just triggering more biggering

Got that? Alright!


[Interlude]

Am G# Am G# G Em


[Verse 3]
Em           C                 D
There is a principle of nature
                  A            Em
That most every creature knows
                C                  B
It's called survival of the fittest
            Em
And this is how it goes
                 C              D
The animal that wins has got to
                   A             B
Claw and bite and kick and punch
                 Em               C              G
The animal that doesn't winds up someone else's lunch


[Pre-chorus]
                F     Am F
A company's an animal 
                     Am  G Am
That's trying to survive
        F     Am     F
It's struggling and fighting
         Am               G Am
Just to keep itself alive


[Chorus]
             Bb      Am Gm
I must keep biggering
                 Dm   C
And figuring on biggering
        Bb     Am    Gm              Dm       E
Though biggering is triggering more biggering
              Bb       Am Gm
I won't stop biggering
                 Dm   C
I'm figuring on biggering
     Bb     Am    Gm              Dm       E
And biggering is triggering more biggering
        Bb                 
If the customers are buying
Am       Gm
And the money multiplying
        Dm             
And the PR people lying
         C                  Bb
And the lawyers are denying
         Am Gm                Dm  E Bb
Who cares if some things are dying?
  Am    Gm                Dm  C Bb
I don't want to hear you crying
     Am Gm          Dm A
This is all so gratifying


[Outro]

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