Dumb Ways To Die Uke tab by Tangerine Kitty (Baritone Chords)

C   F         C      F
Set fire to your hair
      C     F       C       F
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
       C  F       C        F
Eat medicine that's out of date
         C       F          C        F
Use your private parts as piranha bait

#Chorus :

C     Em     Am   C
Dumb ways to die
   F        D        G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C     Em     Am      C
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
   F         G         C
So many dumb ways to die

         C        F        C     F
Get your toast out with a fork
        C       F       C      F
Do your own electrical work
    C       F     C    F
Teach yourself how to fly 
      C        F        C           F
Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie

#Chorus

         C          F      C    F
Invite a physco-killer inside
         C        F     C        F
Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride
           C        F      C     F
Take your helmet off in outer space 
          C        F     C       F
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

#Chorus

      C       F         C      F
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet 
      C               F      C        F
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
 C       F     C      F
Eat a tube of superglue
                                   F
I wonder, what's this red button do?

#Chorus


F        G      C           Fmaj7      F      G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
   F        G        C      Fmaj7      F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G                      Am            
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G                                Am 
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G                                 Am        G 
Run across the tracks between the platforms 
F                           G
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly 

    C      Em      Am   Em
The dumbest ways to die
    C      Em      Am   Em
The dumbest ways to die
    C      Em      Am   Em
The dumbest ways to die...
   F         
So many dumb
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die