The Bidding Uke tab by Tally Hall

Am            Dm       C     E
I've been sleeping in a cardboard box
           Am            Dm       C     E
spending every dollar at the liquor shop
                   Am             C     F
and even though I know I haven't got a lot
   Dm               E            Abm       Am
I try to give you loving till the day you drop
 

           Am             Dm      C      E
I've been training like a Pavlov dog
                Am          Dm    C     E
sent my independence out to take a hike
              Am         C      F       Dm
all you gotta do is activate my bell
         E           Abm        Am
and I'll fetch you anything you like
 
Chorus:
      D           C
going once, going twice
      F              G
every man here has a price
     D          C
over here, over there
        F            G
sold to not a single lady in here
 
 
     Am               Dm       C     E
I've been here like a thousand times
           Am            Dm      C     E
Dated every woman in the atmosphere
      Am           Dm       C     E
I've been to every continent
               Am              Dm    C
Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere
            E              Am              C     F
And if I'm not the type of guy you like to cirxxxvent
         Dm          E              Abm   Am
Just remember not to love me when I disappear
 

Am          Dm     C
I graduated at the top
  E              Am             Dm      C
I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie
   E             Am         C       F
So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
Dm               E             Abm      Am
Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me
 
 
      D           C
going once, going twice
            F            G
Won't these gentlemen suffice?
    D         C
Any here, Any there
    F          G
Any motions anywhere
 

      D            C
going twice, going thrice
           F                G
guess this means we'll go 4 times a lady
 
Bridge:
 A         E               D           A
I promise I'll be all you need, ever need
       Bm             E     A          D
you'll never have to shop around
A          E               D           A
I'll give you all you ever need, ever need
        Bm            E          A            D
don't worry I will never let you down, let you down
        Bm            E           A
don't worry I will never let you down.
 

Am                Dm
So many ladies are wanting for mates
C                           E
And the prospects are good But the date's never great
Am         Dm         C          E
Over here Over there Over where Anywhere
Am               Dm
They're too busy With winning
C            E
The bidding To care and he's
D
Sold