Detective Detective Uke tab by Static-P

[Verse 1]
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Woke up can't see
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Hands: cuffed. Tied feet
                   Ab
I don't know how I got here
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Uh! The ground was shaking like the string on a bass!
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Smell perfume, cigars
    Ab
And wines. (Run!)
Ebm
From the sounds in the room
          Bb
One could tell there were two
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Watching me as I pretended to sleep
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And when that thing took off
       Bb
I just let my body roll
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To the doors of that limousine!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
           Ebm        Bb
Oh! I am Detective Detective
   Db            Ab
Deducing devious deeds
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  Don't dare you dabble in darkness
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Or I'll devise your defeat

[Chorus]
Ebm                        B
If you run and hide I will find you
                  Cdim
I am deep in your mind
                       Db
You haven't figured it out;

I'm predicting your moves!
Ebm                           B
Just when you think you've one-upped me
                  Cdim
I am two steps in front
                       Db
See this is my special move:

I put myself in your shoe
 Ebm                             Bb
(Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime
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Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguise?)
(Hold up!)

[Verse 2]
Ebm             Bb
  Back track. I made my escape
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But with that bag on my head
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I never saw a face
    Ebm
So I removed the bag
Bb
   Untied my legs
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   Realized I was still inside their base
Ebm
 I saw the limo
Bb
 Comin' back!
Db                  Ab
 I kept cool and decided to stay and chat

[Pre Chorus 2]
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"Gentlemen, please,there's no need to attack
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Quite simply, I was startled. I will go where you ask
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Keep covered, your faces, I have no reason to see
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I only ask we treat each other politely."

[Chorus 2]
Ebm                        B
If you run and hide I will find you
                  Cdim
I am deep in your mind
                       Db
You haven't figured it out;
I'm predicting your moves!
Ebm                             B
  Just when you think you've one-upped me
                  Cdim
I am two steps in front
                       Db
See this is my special move:

I put myself in your shoe
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  I am   Detective Detective
Db
   I'm on the case!
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   Master   of human interactions
Db
   A friendly face!
(Hmhmahahahaha. Yeah~
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Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime
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Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguse?
  B
I dare say, Detective
            Gb
It seems as though you're reading minds
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Can you read them?
Eh-What?)

[Verse 3]
I continue:
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The two men in suits were sittin' lookin' pretty tough
           Db
With their hands on their sides
               Ab
Like they're about to pull their guns
        B
Think I know where they came from
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Judging by their demeanor
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Think I know where we're going

From the fact that I'm not dead, yet!
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  Dropped off
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Two blocks from my house
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A block from the bank
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Where something strange was going down
B
Just as expected
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It was the scene of a crime
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It's been over an hour

Since the cops had arrived
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  I asked around
Bb
  The only evidence:
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  One rock thrown through the window and a hair clip
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  One pointed out that on his way in
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He saw my limo
Yes, that was my limo

[Bridge]
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Pushed up my glasses and gave a little smirk
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When people speak I listen to the thoughts behind their words
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 "In a short while-", I said to them out loud
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"There will be another robbery, to which more officers are bound."
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(*Ksh* There's been another break-in. Kerwits-Bank on Main.)
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Don't worry, though, it's just a ploy
      Ab
Their alibi, you'd say
    Ebm
One culprit is among us
    Bb
The rest: at that bank
       Db
And inside one of your cop cars, here
Ab
You'll find the money's safe

[Chorus 3]
Ebm                        B
If you run and hide I will find you
                  Cdim
I am deep in your mind
                       Db
You haven't figured it out;
I'm predicting your moves!
Ebm/Bb                        B
Just when you think you've one-upped me
                  Cdim
I am two steps in front
                       Db
See this is my special move:
I put myself in your shoe
(Oooooo~)
Ebm                    B
   Run and hide I will fine you
                  Cdim
I am deep in your mind
                        Db
You haven't figured it out;
I'm predicting your moves! (Moooves~)
Ebm                           B
Just when you think you've one-upped me
                  Cdim
I am two steps in front. (Oh-o-ou-uh-ah-OW!)
                        Db
See this is my special move:
I put myself in your shoe
Ebm     B            Cdim
   I am    Detective Detective
Db
   I'm on the case!
Ebm        B               Db
   Master    of human interactions
Db
   A friendly face!
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Detective Detective:
Out...