The Negative (waitress) Uke tab by Sara Bareilles

4 Chords used in the song: G, D, Em, C

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Difficulty: 
3.25
(Beginner)
Key: G, EmChords
Original key: -2.0 step(s) (original tuning)
Chord progression arranged for the Ukulele
Strumming pattern: udu-uu , d-du-udu

( D# D# 4x )
Jenna, time to pee on a stick
Wh-? I don't wanna know

D# D#
COME ON HONEY, YOU'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH
A# A#
GET TO IT AND DO IT!
Wh- okay, girls! Enough!
Cm Cm
YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN
G# G#
I HOPE YOU DRANK ENOUGH THIS MORNING

D# D#
COME ON, SWEETIE, IT'S BETTER TO KNOW
A# A#
WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE WITH YOU, SO...
Cm Cm
IT'S NO OR IT'S YES
G# G# D# D#
BUT EITHER WAY YOU GOTTA TAKE THE TEST

A A SQUAT ANA# A A SQUEEZE
A# A#
A A PRAYER ANA# A A PLEASE
IT'S NOTHING
Cm Cm
A A STIG#K ANA# A A LINE
G# G#
JUST ONE OF 'EM, IF I'M LUCKY
D# D#
A A POT ANA# A A PISS
A# A# Cm Cm
HERE WE GO, SIS
G# G#
AND WE'LL KEEP OUR FOCUS ON
D# D#
THE NEGATIVE!

( D# D# A# A# Cm Cm G# G# )
Read the instructions
English!
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina
Wooooow. Thank you, Dawn

D# D#
HOW'S I EVER GET MYSELF IN THIS MESS?
A# A#
ONE DRUNK NIGHT IN THAT STUPID RED DRESS
Cm Cm
Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles,
G# G#
it looks like an ice skating outfit
Stay with us, Dawn!

D# D#
MAYBE HIS MACHINERY IS BROKEN SOMEHOW?
A# A# Cm Cm
WHAT IF HIS BOYS DON'T SWIM?! I MEAN, WOW! (Spoken) Miraculous luck!
Yeah, miraculous!
G# G#
TO D# D#ET AWAY WITH AN UNPROTEG#TEA# F F-
D# D# A# A#
FUNNY HOW ONE NIGHT CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE
Cm Cm G# G#
DON'T GO THERE YET, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TEST SAYS

D# D#
I'M ALREADY PANICKED!
A# A#
Just calm down, Godammit!
Cm Cm
MAYBE IT'LL ALL BE FINE
G# G#
MAYBE THERE'LL BE JUST ONE LINE
D# D#
COME ON, NEGATIVE!

( D# D# 4x )
I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?
Well, I - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband
Honey, we've all made that mistake

A# A# Cm Cm G# G# D# D#
FOCUS ON THE NEGATIVE!
Cm Cm G# G#
THIS WILL ALL BE ALRIGHT
Cm Cm
IT WAS ONLY ONE NIGHT
G# G#
SOMEONE SENA# ME A A SID#N
D# D# A# A#
ONE LINE
Cm Cm A# A#
ONE LINE

Cm Cm G# G#
THAT MEANS THE TEST IS READY
THIS IS IT . . . ( D# D# 3x )

A# A# D# D#...
Shit!

Uke tab by , 22 Aug 2021

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