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What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts
                                           
You would be like
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"Man, that's fuckin' sweet
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I can't believe the world is made of doughnuts."

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What if your hands were made of hotpockets
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You would be the first one to be eaten
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In survival situations

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What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur
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What if you peed out of your nose
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What if your face was shaped like Mexico
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Or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii

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What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world
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Just like the world you started with
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What if another world then ate the world made out of doughnuts
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Making all the doughnut people pissed

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What if your face was made of bumblebees
                         
You would be like
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"Dude, this really sucks
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I do not want a face made out of bumblebees." 

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What if your dad was made of rainbows
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You would be like "OMG that's lame
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I want a dad made out of Ninja Robots." 

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What if your pool was filled with applesauce
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What if a hotdog was your tongue
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What if your mouth was filled with broken glass
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And fire ants, and three-meat jambalaya 

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What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon
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That shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate
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And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees
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Ensuring that there would be no escape

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What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs
You would be like [Baby talk to dog]

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Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes
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What if your butt was on your chest
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What if guitars could squirt out sour cream
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And nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid 

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What if the world was made of other...