Fleas Uke tab by Nofx

NOFX - Fleas

G F C

C                 G  
My father used to say
    D                        C  
You sleep with dogs the next day
                      G
You'll wake up in the bed scratching
      D          C
Those inevitable fleas
             G
At ten years old
    F                     C
You listen to what you're told
                     G
But I never felt the itch
F
I never would

G F C

C                G
My mother had forbidden me
   D             C
To waste away my life
                   G
I want you to have all the things
D             C
I could never buy you
                         D
So don't stop what I'd begun
          G       D    E
You're my one and only son
F             C                  G
Follow what I say, not what I've done
F             C                  G
Follow what I say, not what I've done
C                  D
Shower, scrub, and shave
        G          D    E
Cleanly boys don't misbehave
F             C                  G
Follow what I say, not what I've done