Better Than You Uke tab by Miles Luna

[David]
   A#      Gm         Cm         F
I hope this won't sound impolite
   A#     Gm      Cm           F7
Or come across as too forthright
     A#    Fm      Cm Cm7     F F7 
But, even though you seem alright, I
A# (damping)              A# C7sus4 C
Think I'm better than you!

A#               Gm       Cm          F
Now please do keep this thought in mind
         A#       Gm       Cm    F
That's just my personal conviction
       A#        Gm
You're smart and fun
        Cm          F
You're sweet and kind
    A#          Gm         Cm        F
I'd call our friendship an addiction

      A#                   Fm 
Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce
        Cm Cm7         F F7 
But still I find I have to say I
A#         Gm       F         A#
Think I might be better than you!

B     E7 G#m

[Daniel]
 G#m 
You seem impressed with what you've shown
    C#m         E7              G#m
But I don't find it that compelling
G#m
You've sung my praise, but not your own
       C#m          E7             G#m
And well, I think that's pretty telling

G#m 
But while we're on the subject of
    C#m                       B E7
How I'm superb and leagues above
You
G#m          B          E7 G#m
Ought to know I'm number one!

E7           Gaug               G#m  
I know that might be hard to swallow (La la la la!)
C#m           D#7    Gaug     B
This hurts you just as much as me (Oooh...)
E7                   Gaug          G#m
But when this song is sung then you and I'll know
E7        B E     G#m
That you're just a nobody!

C Em Dm F G7 G

[David]
         С      G          F         G7
Well, friend I don't know what to say

[David] 
       С       G           F     G7
Try starting with your resignation

[David]
    C      G    F        G7
Lets end this in the finale

[Daniel]
    C      G       F     G7
I'm dying in anticipation

[David]/[Daniel]
C                                      C
You're really great, but let me state/You've been outdone
Em7                              Em7
You denigrate and seem to hate/Now I've really won
F                                  F
The fact I'll break you, abdicate/But it was fun
G7                              G7 
Before I can asphyxiate, I/Your end's begun, and
  C        F        G        C      C     F        G         C
Think I might be better than you!/Now I know I'm better than you!
  C        F      G            C    C      F       G          C 
Don't hate me because it's true!/And I'll prove it to you too!

[David]
C 
Just know I'm
F       G    Em7b5
Better than

[Daniel]
Em7b5
The skill to show I qualify
Em7b5
Like keeping up this camp charade
Em7b5                                                  (damping)    
And tricking kids to drink kool-aid to sacrifice them-

Oh, wait