Deathstalker Ii Uke tab by Michael Jordan Touchdown Pass

(Substitute E for Em if you can! I can't do
 E very well but this is just how I think it sounds nice!)

  Em   D     A 
Well I enjoyed my breakfast of beef jerky and coffee and I was 
G
On my way, right out the door
           A                                           
And I fell asleep in the backseat of the car and I was 
G
On your knee, dreamin of your toes
                 Em
And you wrote me something beautiful
                  G                                 A
About a rainstorm in Deathstalker II 
    G
Well, she'll get her revenge
                 D
But not a minute
          Em      D      G
Not a minute too soon
                  A
And we're always snappin photos so you'd think that there'd be more
                  G
Where we actually look really really happy 
           A
And it all came down to one defining moment where 
        G
You were, I think you were, I think you really really were, 
                      A
And you smiled like a God and it didn't last long 
                     G
And now it's gone, but I got it and it's frozen in a polaroid
        A
And photos tend not to lie 
                    G
And it's the only photo that ever made me cry
                Em
And you wrote me something beautiful 
                   G                                A
About a rainstorm in Deathstalker II
        G
And I'll get my revenge
    Em
In XX?(don't know that they say here)
                                    G
I thought you was dead (i think thats what he says!;;)

G A x4, then end on G  

(ok heres where the lyrics get questionable on my part)
          A
It was an angry Octo-xxx Man 
            G
Gettin zapped by a cloud right where he stands
                   A
And it was sketched on cardboard with a blue sharpie pen
          G
And it was seemin pretty goddamn funny then!  
              A
But in a strange sorta way it's what I feel like today
             G
I'm gettin zapped by a cloud, 

And I'm an angry octopus!
   A
And ready to explode, yeah ready to explode, 
G
Yes I'm ready to explode
                Em
And you wrote me something beautiful 
             G                                     A
About a rainstorm in Deathstalker II
G
And if it was up to me 
Em
I'd change the odds
               G
Considerablyyyyy


<3