The King Beetle On A Coconut Estate Uke tab by Mewithoutyou

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As the moon rose and the hour grew late,
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the day-help on The Coconut Estate
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raked up the dried leaves that fell dead from the trees,
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which they burned in a pile by the lake.

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The beetle king summoned his men
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and from the top of the rhododendron stem,
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"Calling all volunteers who can carry back here,
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the great mystery that's been lit once again."

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One beetle emerged from the crowd
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in a fashionable abdomen, shroud.
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Said, "I'm a professor, you see, that's no mystery to me.
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I'll be back soon, successful and proud."

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But when the beetle professor returned,
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he crawled on all six as his wings had been burned
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and described to the finest detail all he'd learned.
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There was neither a light nor a heat in his words.

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The deeply dissatisfied king
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climbed the same stem to announce the same thing.
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But in his second appeal sought to sweeten the deal
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with a silver padparadscha ring.

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The lieutenant stepped out from the line
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as he lassoed his thorax with twine,
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thinking, "I'm stronger and braver and I'll earn the king's favor.
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One day all he has will be mine."

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But for all the lieutenant's conceit,
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he too returned singed and admitting defeat.
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"I had no choice, please believe, but retreat.
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It was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat
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and it cracked like the thunder and bloodshot my eyes.
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Though smothered with sticks, it advanced undeterred.
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Carelessly cast an ash cloud to the sky, my lord
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like a flock of dark vanishing birds."

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Modulation: Em D D Em (x2)

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The beetle king slammed down his fist.
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"Your flowery description's no better than his!
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We sent for the great light and you bring us this?!
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We didn't ask what it seems like, we asked what it is!"
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His majesty's hour at last is drawn nigh.
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The elegant queen took her leave from his side.
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Without understanding, but without asking why,
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she gathered their kids to come bid their goodbyes.
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And the father explained, "You've been somewhat deceived,
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we've all called me your dad, but your true Dad's not me.
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I lay next to your mom and your forms were conceived.
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Your Father's the light within all that you see.
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He fills up the ponds as He empties the clouds;
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holds without hands and He speaks without sounds.
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He provides us with the cow's waste and coconuts to eat;
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giving one that nice salt taste, and the other is sweet.
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Sends the black carriage the day death shows its face;
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thinning our numbers with kindness and grace.
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And just as a flower and its fragrance are one,
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so must each of you and your Father become."
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"Now distribute my scepter, my crown, and my throne
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and all we've known as wealth to the poor and alone."
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Without further hesitation, without looking back home,
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the king flew headlong into the blazing unknown.
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And as the smoke king hurled higher and higher,
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the troops flying loops round the telephone wires;
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They said, "Our beloved's not dead, but his highness instead,
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has been utterly changed into fire."

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Why not be utterly changed into fire?
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Why not be utterly changed into fire?
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Why not be utterly changed into fire?
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Why not be utterly changed into fire? (x2)