Radio Friendly Pop Song Uke tab by Matt

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It's a pleasure to meet you my friend 
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Come take a seat at my desk 
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I gotta tell you kid 
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The whole team is more than impressed 
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Your melodies soar and all of your choruses shine 
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The lyrics are sound and your voice is fundamentally fine 
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But face it if you wanna make it on the radio kid 
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You gotta do as I say 
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Change all the hims into hers 
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And just don't tell the world that you're shh 

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Happy to help, take my card, please think about what I've said 
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But this is an industry where people make money 
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So your art has to sell
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And you should never seek to challenge to an audience 
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They buy what they're told and we never get it wrong 
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Go write us a nonoffensive tasteful conventional song 
Like this one 

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Girls like boys 
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And boys like girls 
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And that's the way it should be 
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Forever 

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Welcome to Tinseltown kid I'm gonna make you a star 
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You got the fire in your gut and everything that you need to go far 
          D                                             G
You're a talented guy, you can shake Hollywood to the ground 
         D                                                          G
And with us on your side plus your looks you're gonna conquer this town 
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But face it if you wanna break into this business kid you gotta play the part 
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And you'll never play a leading man if you let onto your fans 
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The truth about who you are 

                                
Just remember that 
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Girls like boys 
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And boys like girls 
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And that's the way it has been
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Forever 
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Girls like boys 
     G                   
And boys like girls 
     Bm         D          A  
And that's the way it will be 
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Forever 

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On the radio, in Hollywood, 
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on the TV shows, for the greater good 
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          He said think about the children 
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          He said think about the children


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You wanted me to write a hit record for the radio 
        Bm                  G
Are you never gonna get it? 
                  C   A
The kids already know 
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Some girls like girls, some boys got a boyfriend 
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I like guys and they like me 
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We hold hands, make out and do all the things that lovers do 
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Some girls like girls, some boys got a boyfriend 
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I like guys and they like me 
        D                                                 G
We hold hands, make out and do all the things that lovers do 


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Girls like boys 
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And boys like girls 
     Bm         D          A  
And that's the way it has been
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Forever 
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Girls like boys 
     G                   
And boys like girls 
     Bm         D          A  
And that's the way it will be
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